Missing

Sometime between 1:00pm and 5:00pm my right earring went missing. Usually this wouldn't be a big deal except for this wasn't just a small stud earring. This was a giant black round earring that could be seen from a mile away. Meaning if one is missing that could be seen from a mile away. Between that time I walked all over the church meeting with different people and even went to the dentist office. NO ONE said anything to me. I was a little embarassed when I got home and looked in the mirror and saw that I was trying to start a new trend with just one massive earring in my left ear. Do you feel bad for me yet? :)