I really do have great and (most of the time) wise parents... but tonight they were in rare form. Maybe it's because today is my Dad's 51st Birthday (Happy Bday Dad). Here were two funny things they said:
"She's like a retro skank." -Robin (stepmom) in describing a girl from her class that is dresses really trashy but it is also themed/old fashion trendy (if there is such a thing).
"I just love lesbian food." -Dad meaning to tell us about his love for LEBANNESE food.
I guess we'll just call it old age setting in. ;) Just kidding Dad and Robin!